As part of a new and informative series from Maningrey I bring you the worst bands of all time, starting off at number 10: Led Zeppelin.
I could write a long boring dissertation but I decided to let the music do the talking by including a clip of each of the fingered bands most memorably good/bad songs. These are the tracks that I personally love but can also admit are terrible. I have provided a check list of idiotic things to look out for.
Led Zeppelin: The Ocean
1) Robert Plant dressed in his aunt's curtains and wig. I presume that is his post gig butty in his trews?
2) Jimmy Pages' tiny heroin baked eyes, like little blocks of cole in a snow man, checking out Row Z for after show jail bate. I love his little swagger across stage where he just stops like he has forgotten that the stage ends.
3) John Bonham looking like a long distance trucker.
4) John Paul Jones looking like a fairy tale page boy from the court of King Arthur about to be sent on a quest.
Still a rocking good track that invents funk metal, for which we should be eternally angry.
Maningrey
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